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This stuff sucks.
- 1500 puzzle pieces... and you're missing one
- 20-minute lunch breaks
- 7-game "finals"
- abuse
- all these cool games, and my PC can't handle any of them
- anyone who wants me to renew my Entertainment Weekly subscription over the phone
- attempting to be politically correct
- bad hair days
- Barney
- biting into a chocolate chip cookie and discovering it's raisin
- Blues Brothers 2000 isn't the same without John Belushi
- boy bands
- breaking bones
- Calculus lectures
- chronically happy people
- computer/TV screen eyes
- dead batteries
- the "ding" at Windows startup and exit
- every Disney movie after Aladdin
- explaining something three times and the person still doesn't get it
- falling asleep with your contacts in
- falling through ice
- final exams
- finishing an all-night project and realizing it's time for you to get up and get ready
- forgetting stuff
- a frozen computer screen
- guys who want one thing
- getting half the team to witness the coin toss
- hairy food
- Hanson
- having no dance skills whatsoever
- health food
- high school crap (all-encompassing)
- housework
- "ICQ is charging" chain letters
- it's the last dance of the evening, they're playing your favorite sappy song, and the only guy you'd consider dancing with is across the room with his date....
- I wore a Boba Fett shirt one day, and less than 10 people knew who he was
- I've waited forever to see Shakes the Clown... and I missed it last night
- Kathie Lee Gifford
- last-minute shopping
- laundry
- lending something out and forgetting who has it
- losing at Paper, Rock, Scissors
- losing the remote
- losing your wallet
- love
- migranes
- minivans
- Monday mornings
- morning people
- most of our presidents have been rich, old, white guys
- my cooking
- NFL officials
- Norm MacDonald got fired from "Weekend Update"
- not getting paid back
- no toilet paper
- the only CD you want isn't in the store
- overkill
- Parker leaving THS
- pedophiles
- pre-emptions
- procrastination
- reinstalling software
- running into old enemies
- The Spice Girls
- stepping on LEGOs
- suicidal computer hardware
- sugar-free chocolate
- the "new" TGIF lineup
- that first ride on The Giant Drop
- there's always that one spot on your back that you can't itch
- thin people who complain about their weight
- traffic
- undecorating after Christmas
- viruses (computer or otherwise)
- waiting at the DMV
- waiting for Episode One
- you finally get up the nerve to call him... and the line's busy
- you hear a famous person's voice and can't figure out who it is
- you pick up your phone to make a call and disconnect your modem
- your 10-year-old sister has a boyfriend, and you don't
- you're having the best dream of your life and a friend calls
- you're the only one who doesn't get the joke
- you try to fix something and it ends up worse
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